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Name:
the Bob
Birthdate:
28 August 1961
Location:
Schools:
- Mariposa Elementary School - Redlands, CA (1968 - 1972)
- Moore Junior High School - Redlands, CA (1972 - 1975)
- Redlands High School - Redlands, CA (1975 - 1979)
- San Bernardino Valley College - San Bernardino, CA (1979 - 1981)
- St. Cloud Technical College - St. Cloud, MN (1986 - 1988)
I am originally from Southern California.
I live with Spider Woman.
I am a smartass horndog.
I hope to not bore anybody, but sometimes I can't tell the difference.
"The truth is permanent, and everything else falls by the wayside" - Dave Chapelle
"You put water in the teacup, it becomes the teacup, you put water in the glass, it becomes the glass. Water can flow, yet it can crash. Be like water my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Live, love, laugh, and enjoy life.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us."" -Kirby Puckett
"I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
But I can't feed on the powerless when my cup's already overfilled
But it's on the table, the fires cooking
And they're farming babies while the slaves are all working
And it's on the table the mouths are choking
But I'm growing hungry, I'm going hungry"
I live with Spider Woman.
I am a smartass horndog.
I hope to not bore anybody, but sometimes I can't tell the difference.
"The truth is permanent, and everything else falls by the wayside" - Dave Chapelle
"You put water in the teacup, it becomes the teacup, you put water in the glass, it becomes the glass. Water can flow, yet it can crash. Be like water my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Live, love, laugh, and enjoy life.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us."" -Kirby Puckett
"I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
But I can't feed on the powerless when my cup's already overfilled
But it's on the table, the fires cooking
And they're farming babies while the slaves are all working
And it's on the table the mouths are choking
But I'm growing hungry, I'm going hungry"
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